Stealth Mode

Our team of highly trained, expertly caffeinated ninjas have developed a range of stealth tactics to help you achieve your goals without anyone noticing.

These include:

Discreetly sipping coffee from a thermos in a meeting room
Expertly hiding your laptop under a pile of papers
Using a fake mustache to distract from your true identity

Take it to the next level with our Advanced Stealth Training Our Secret Agent: A Parody

Advanced Stealth Training

Learn from our team of expert ninjas and take your stealth skills from basic to expert in just a few hours (or years, we're not really sure).

Course materials include:

A manual on the art of invisible stapling
A video series on "How to Tie Your Shoes Without Making a Sound"
A comprehensive guide to "The Art of Not Getting Caught by Security"

Meet Our Secret Agent

Our Secret Agent

A parody of our secret agent, who's not actually secret at all.

Skills:

Expertly hiding in plain sight
Mastering the art of not being noticed by anyone, ever

Meet our secret agent, who's actually just a guy in a trench coat.

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