Our Team: Meet John, Our Inept Mathematician

Read John's Story Our Failures with John

John's Bio

John is a master of... um, math. He's really good at... uh, counting. And... uh, counting backwards. He can count to negative 100 with ease, but don't ask him to do any actual math. That's just too hard.

John's math problem

Our Failures with John

We've had our fair share of failures with John. Like that time we tried to calculate Pi to 50 decimal places. Yeah, that was a real disaster. And don't even get us started on that time he "accidentally" turned the entire office into a giant graph.