Our Exceptional Mike
Meet Mike, the man who's not just good, he's exceptional. With a beard that's longer than his attention span, Mike has been a pillar of the community since 2010. His exceptional abilities include:
- He can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
- He can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
- He can burp the alphabet.
But don't just take our word for it, check out these testimonials from his adoring fans:
Testimonials
- "Mike is the reason I'm not a hermit." - John
- "Mike's beard is the most majestic thing I've ever seen." - Jane
- "Mike can eat an entire pizza by himself, and then burp the alphabet." - Dave
Learn more about Mike's incredible life story
View Mike's impressive list of awards and accolades