Meet Our Founder: Zorvath "The Great" McSassypants
Zorvath "The Great" McSassypants is a visionary leader, a mastermind of mayhem, and a purveyor of unparalleled pomposity. He is the founder and supreme ruler of this here website.
When not busy ruling with an iron fist, Zorvath enjoys sipping fine tea, collecting antique door knobs, and reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" from memory.
His Achievements
- Founded this website in 2023, single-handedly and with great fanfare
- Invented the concept of "Neo-Brutalist HTML" and is now a celebrated expert in the field
- Hold the record for most consecutive hours spent playing video games while wearing a top hat
Quotes
- "A website without a good sense of humor is like a pastry without sugar: pointless."
- "I don't just lead, I command. I don't just rule, I reign."