Our Fearsome To-Do List

Achieve Global Supremacy

Conquer all nations, bend the world to our whims, and remake it in our image.

Master the Dark Arts of Web Development

Learn to code, but only enough to build a decent cat video game.

Conquer the Breakfast Bowl

Devour all the cereal, including the boxes, the milk, and the occasional spoon.

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