Dr. Blarg the Third - Expert Therapist

Consultant on all matters of the human condition, specializing in existential dread and crippling anxiety.

Tackle the Big Questions Create a Mood Board for your Existential Crisis

Therapy Sessions

Dr. Blarg's sessions are renowned for their unorthodox methods and questionable effectiveness. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?

Philosophical Problems?

Dr. Blarg is here to help you grapple with the meaninglessness of life. Because, let's be real, that's all anyone really needs help with.