Our Therapist

Dr. Flarg, PhD is a highly skilled therapist with an unorthodox approach to mental health. He has a PhD in "Procrastination and Napping" and has been certified in "Extreme Prolonging Techniques." He has helped countless individuals to find their inner peace and balance in a world filled with existential dread.

Dr. Flarg has a 100% success rate with clients who are not paying their bills on time. He has a 99% success rate with clients who are experiencing midlife crises. He has a 0% success rate with clients who are actually paying their bills on time.

What our clients say about Dr. Flarg