Dr. Blerg's Credentials: The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination

Dr. Blerg is a licensed therapist specializing in the art of doing absolutely nothing

With over 10 years of experience in the field, Dr. Blerg has perfected the art of finding ways to get out of work, relationships, and personal responsibilities. His credentials include:

Advanced Degrees

Ph.D. in Procrastination (University of Nowheresville)
Master's in Doing the Minimum (University of Blergville)

Certifications

Certified Master of Procrastination (CMP)
Certified Expert in Doing Absolutely Nothing (CEDAN)

Dr. Blerg is available for appointments at your local library, coffee shop, or under the nearest bridge

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