Dr. Flarg, P.hD

Therapist Extraordinaire

Welcome to our therapy sessions, where we'll explore the depths of your existential crises and find the root cause of your crippling anxiety. Or, you know, we'll just talk about cats for a bit.

Dr. Flarg is a licensed therapist with a Ph.D. in Extreme Irony and a minor in Puns. He's here to listen, to guide, and to occasionally burst into a rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on the piano.

Current Sessions:

• Session 1: The Meaning of Life (or, You Know, Just Existence)
• Session 2: Cats: The Unifying Force of the Universe
• Session 3: The Futility of Human Connection (and Why You Should Just Play Solitaire)