Our Experts: Wild Cardinals on the Loose

We're a team of highly specialized professionals who will stop at nothing to help you achieve your wildest dreams. Or not.

Meet Our Team:

• Dr. Bean-Tron: The Therapist Who Will Make You Scream
• Robin Wellington, PhD: The Expert Who Will Give You Unsolicited Advice
• Lester the Great: The Wild Cardinian With A Plan
• Dr. Patrick Starring: The Therapist Who Will Make You Question Reality

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