Our Methods

We have 37 methods, but you'll probably just end up with a broken toilet.

Our methods are like a broken toilet with a unique scent of despair.

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Method 1: The Scream-Filled Session

We will yell at you for 2 hours straight. Guaranteed.

Side effects: earplugs recommended.

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Method 2: The Silent Treatment

We will stare at you silently for 4 hours. You'll be begging for human interaction.

Side effects: existential dread, possible catatonia.

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Method 3: The "Let's-just-watch-Netflix" Session

We will watch Netflix with you, but only if you watch us first.

Side effects: binge-watching, mild eye strain.

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