**-3000 BCE:** In the beginning, the Great Cheese was born.
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**-2000 BCE:** The Invention of the Disco Era.
Experience the magic of the Disco Era
**-500 CE:** The Dark Ages of Blandness.
Uncover the secrets of the Dark Ages of Blandness
**-1000 CE:** The Renaissance of Blandness (just kidding, it was still bland).
Discover the art of being unremarkable
**-1500 CE:** The Age of Exploration... of the Couch.
Find out about the brave explorers who discovered the art of binge-watching TV
**-1800 CE:** The Industrial Revolution of Procrastination.
Learn about the machines that replaced all human productivity with cat videos
**-2000 CE:** The Modern Era of Selfies.