The Great Coffee Conundrum

Section 4: The Solution to the Unsolved Problem of Caffeine

Subsection 4.1: The Great Bean Heist

A mysterious figure has been stealing all the world's most expensive coffee beans. The culprit, known only as "The Bean Bandit," has been evading authorities for months.

Subsection 4.2: The Bean Counter's Dilemma

The bean counter, tasked with counting the world's coffee beans, has been struggling to keep up with the demand for artisanal coffee. Will she be able to keep up with the Bean Bandit's thievery?

Bean Counters Woes

Subsection 4.3: The Coffee Connoisseur's Conundrum

The coffee connoisseur, renowned for his expertise in the field, has been stumped by the recent surge in coffee shop closures. Is it a sign of the end times, or just a bad cup of coffee?

Subsection 4.4: The Future of Coffee

In a world where the bean Bandit has stolen all the world's coffee, what does the future hold? Will we adapt, or will we all just become zombies?