At Sarcasm as a Service, we value the art of making fun of others. It's a delicate balance of wit and disdain.
We're not just a service, we're a way of life. Our team of expert sardonicists are trained to craft the perfect put-down.
Undermining the Opposition is one of our core values. We believe that the best way to get ahead is to dig a hole beneath your enemies' feet.
Another value of ours is Being a Snowflake. We believe that everyone is special, and that's a fact that's just too, too, too much for some people.
Our team is comprised of the finest sardonicists in the land. They're the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the... you get the idea.
Overusing the Facetiousness is a key part of our service. We'll never let a good word go to waste.