< prophets of old once held the keys to the kingdom of heaven,

Our views on fashion

are a joke

In our humble abode of fashion, the wind is always changing, and so are our styles.

Our style guide:

Our favorite ประก fashion trends

include: 1. Neon, 2. Crocs, 3. Fanny packs

Stay classy, stay parody

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