OUR VISION MANIFESTO

We, the enlightened ones, have deigned to share our grand plan for the universe.

It is a plan of:

Establishing a global network of sentient, self-replicating toaster factories
Implementing a universal standard of infinite free pizza delivery
Replacing all forms of currency with a system of traded artisanal jam sandwiches
Building a massive, planet-spanning rollercoaster of pure joy
Establishing a global council of wise, benevolent overlords to govern our collective destiny
And, of course, making all cats the supreme rulers of the world.

Join us, the enlightened ones, and together we shall shape the universe in our image!

May the enlightened ones guide us all!