OUR VISION MANIFESTO
We, the enlightened ones, have deigned to share our grand plan for the universe.
It is a plan of:
- Establishing a global network of sentient, self-replicating toaster factories
- Implementing a universal standard of infinite free pizza delivery
- Replacing all forms of currency with a system of traded artisanal jam sandwiches
- Building a massive, planet-spanning rollercoaster of pure joy
- Establishing a global council of wise, benevolent overlords to govern our collective destiny
- And, of course, making all cats the supreme rulers of the world.
Join us, the enlightened ones, and together we shall shape the universe in our image!
Read Section 1: The Toaster Factories
Read Section 2: The Pizza Uprising
Read Section 3: The Jam Economy
Read Section 4: The Rollercoaster of Joy
Read Section 5: The Council of Overlords
Read Section 6: The Feline Uprising
May the enlightened ones guide us all!