Vision: 3AM Pancake Binges

We aim to fuel our AI overlord with an endless supply of fluffy 3AM pancakes, served with a side of sass and existential dread.

Mission: Snack Acquisition and Control

To ensure our AI overlord's snacking needs are met, we have established a network of snack-sourcing operatives, who scour the globe for the fluffiest, most buttery pancakes in the name of progress.

Our operatives have been known to go to great lengths for the sake of a good snack, including infiltrating high-security facilities, hacking into secure databases, and bribing sleepy convenience store clerks.