Section 1: The Preamble
In a world where procrastination is the norm, we, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we will not be swayed by the siren call of Netflix.
We will rise above the mire of social media, and gaze into the void of productivity.
Section 2: The Articles
ARTICLE 1: The Right to Stay in Pajamas ARTICLE 2: The Power of Prioritization ARTICLE 3: The Unalienable Right to Caffeine
Section 3: The Appendices
APPENDIX A: Procrastination Strategies for the Modern Age APPENDIX B: The Physics of Binge-Watching