Our Wobbly Support Agreement

Section 1: We're Not Really Here to Help

By accessing this website, you agree to our terms of use, which include but are not limited to:

• We will not actually respond to your emails, but we'll send a nice automated reply to make you feel loved.
• We will not fix any issues, but our fancy error messages will make you feel better about not fixing it yourself.
• We will not provide any actual support, but our FAQ section will be a great read for a good 5 minutes.

Section 2: Wobbly Support Promise

We promise to:

• Not fix that one thing you're really counting on us to fix.
• To not make any actual effort, but to pretend like we're trying really hard.
• To keep our coffee machine stocked and our break room clean, because that's what matters most.

Section 3: Disclaimers and Wobbly-ness

By signing below, you acknowledge that:

• We're not actually reading this, and you're probably not either.
• Our terms are subject to change at any moment, like when the wind blows or when we feel like it.
• Our promises are as good as a participation trophy in a kindergarten classroom.

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