Mission Statement

Our Board of Directors is a motley crew of visionaries, each with their own unique brand of madness. We're not your average board of directors - we're the ones who think the sky is the limit, and the limit is actually the sky, but on a good day, we might just make it to the moon.

We're here to disrupt the norm, to push the boundaries, and to make our shareholders rich and powerful - or at least, moderately comfortable. Our goal is to create a world where everyone is a winner, except for the interns. They're just here for the free food.

So, if you're ready to join us on this wild and wacky adventure, then let us know! We're always looking for people who want to change the world - or at least, our company's coffee machine.