- On the fateful night of December 24th, 2023, our esteemed members gathered for the prophets annual Christmas party. It was supposed to be a joyous occasion, a time to let loose and forget our troubles. However, the night took a turn when someone brought an eggnog that had been sitting in the fridge since the Clinton administration.
- The eggnog was a potent concoction, with a shelf life that defied the laws of science. It was as if the eggnog had a mind of its own, slowly turning the once-peaceful gathering into a scene from a bad 80's horror movie.
- The night descended into chaos, with members stumbling around like zombies, clutching their eggnog-fueled throes. The once-clear lines between reality and delusion began to blur, and the partygoers found themselves lost in a world of confusion and despair.
- As the night wore on, the eggnog's effects only intensified, until the members of our Board of Shame were forced to make a desperate bid for the door. They stumbled out into the cold winter air, leaving behind a trail of broken dreams and shattered eggnog-fueled illusions.