Step 1: Steal all the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted coffee. The people will be too busy sipping their $10 lattes to care about our plans.
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Step 2: Create an army of robot ninjas, programmed to infiltrate and take over key government buildings. Their stealthy moves will be unstoppable!
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