"The meaning of life is not to be happy. The meaning of life is to make more money. And if you're not doing that, you're doing it wrong."
"I'm not a CEO, I'm a visionary. And my vision is to make our company the greatest it can be... until I can sell it and retire to a tropical island."
Our company's motto is not just a slogan, it's a way of life. It's "Work harder, work faster, work more, and then die trying."
"The best way to motivate employees is to give them a foosball table. Trust me, it's science."