Our fearless leader, Chairman Forty-Two, sits atop a throne of gold-plated novelty sunglasses, surveying the kingdom with an air of supreme confidence. His bald head glistens with a faint sheen of well-groomed follicles, a testament to his unwavering commitment to the art of being a boss.
Read the Chairman's Manifesto to learn more about his vision for the future of our great corporation.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, click here to see what other executives have to say about Chairman Forty-Two's grand plan.
Take a tour of the Chairman's opulent office, where the walls are adorned with an assortment of expensive-looking trinkets and novelty items.
Read the latest press releases to see what the media has to say about our fearless leader.
View Chairman Forty-Two's impressive collection of novelty awards and recognition.
