Balthazar is the CTO of Blerg Inc., the world's most mediocre company. He is responsible for ensuring all the code is written in a way that is as confusing as possible.
Balthazar is a expert in all things mediocre, with a Ph.D. in the field of "Doing the Minimum Amount of Effort Required." He minimalist approach to coding has earned him the nickname "The Code Whisperer" among his peers.