Welcome to Our CTO, where things are constantly broken, fixed, and then broken again.
Our team of experts (read: intern who just learned to use a hammer) is hard at work fixing all the things that were broken, only to break new things in the process.
Latest Broken Things:
Our favorite stapler (broken due to overuse)
The copier (broken due to excessive use of italics)
The vending machine (broken due to too many free soda runs)