``` Customs of Surprise FAQ

Customs of Surprise FAQ

Q: What is the protocol for a proper Surprise?

Read the manual or just wing it, we won't judge.

Q: What if I surprise someone who's already surprised?

Well, you've reached the point of diminishing returns. Secondary surprises are a thing, but only for pros.

Q: Can I surprise my pet?

We're not sure that's a thing. Consult our expert panel of slightly-irritated felines.

Q: What if I get surprised and I don't like the surprise?