Quantum Coffee Recipe

For the Physicists and Coffee Snobs

In a world where the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle applies to everything, including coffee, we've managed to create a drink that defies the laws of physics.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of coffee
• 1/2 cup of uncertainty
• 1/4 cup of quantum foam
• 1 pinch of Schrödinger's cat

Instructions:

1. Add the coffee to a cup, but don't look at it too closely, because, you know, observer effect.

2. Add the uncertainty, but only if you can be certain it's there.

3. Stir the mixture until the quantum foam appears.

4. Sprinkle the Schrödinger's cat over the top, but only if it's actually there.

Enjoy your delicious Quantum Coffee, but don't worry if it changes flavor every time you look at it.

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See also:

• Quantum Coffee Machine (patent-pending)
• Quantum Coffee Cups (for those moments when you want to be certain)