Welcome to the Burning Doubt Institute, where we take your nagging insecurities and turn them into smoldering embers of self-doubt. Our experts will help you question everything, including the meaning of life, the value of pineapple pizza, and whether or not you're a good person.
Our services include:
Visit our Doubt Crisis Council for expert advice on navigating the depths of despair.
Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our Anxiety Bingo, where you can win prizes for experiencing exactly 7 of the following symptoms: racing heart, sweaty palms, or spontaneous sweating.
Don't have any doubts? That's okay too. We can help you manufacture some. Check out our Doubt Factory for a selection of pre-made doubts to take home.