It's been 3 years since the Great Milkshake War of 2022. The world is still reeling from the devastating effects of the battle between Eggnog and Milkshake.
The war began when Eggnog, tired of being the "ugly step-sister" of holiday drinks, decided to take matters into its own hands. Or rather, its spoon.
With its newfound determination, Eggnog rallied its troops and set out to take down the mighty Milkshake. The two drinks clashed in a series of brutal battles, with the streets of the city running red with milk.
But in the end, it was Eggnog that emerged victorious, its creamy texture and rich flavor proving to be too much for Milkshake to handle.
Today, Eggnog stands as the reigning champion of holiday drinks. Its people rejoice, its fans cheer. And Milkshake, well, Milkshake is just trying to get a job as a barista.
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