ELVES OF /SUBPAGES/OUR_CUSTOMS/ELF_SQUAD: SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PRIVACY POLICY! (Or don't, we won't judge.)

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By the power vested in us, we promise to:

• Collect your browsing data and send it to our secret underground lair for analysis
• Share your browsing history with our elves, who will likely make fun of you behind your back
• Use our vast network of tiny cameras and microphones to monitor your every move (literally)

Don't worry, we won't sell your data to the highest bidder (unless it's a really high bidder). And, like, we're not actually watching you, right? (Just, uh, just the elves. They're the ones with the pointed ears, remember?)

Hyperlinks to other subpages:

• Cookies: We Have Them, You Don't
• What We Mean By "Privacy Policy": A Guide
• Why Do We Need Your Data (And Why Do We Need More)