Today's featured absurdities:
It's that time of year when even the slightly-competent are forced to pretend they're competent in the face of overwhelming incompetence. Don't worry, though - it's all just an act.
Learn more about Ego ProbsTaxes. Because who doesn't love filling out forms in triplicate? And for what? So that the government can use it as a sad, sad joke in the next season of 'Tax Season: The Musical.'
Read more about Filing FiascopicThey're like the floppy disk of the 21st century. Except, you know, not as useful or relevant. But hey, who needs 'useful' and 'relevant' when you have 'nostalgia'?
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