Welcome, fellow initiates, to the most esteemed and mysterious organization in the land. Our manifesto, penned by the great Society's founding fathers, reads:
Article I: We, the members of the Secret Society, do hereby declare that our love for all things neon and our disdain for all things bland is paramount.
Article II: We shall not rest until every available surface has been covered in a layer of our signature bright yellow.
Article III: We hold that the perfect meal consists of pizza, nachos, and an endless supply of soda.
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