Rites of Passage

Initiation rites for the enlightened few.

Warning: Not for the faint of heart.

Initiation Ceremonies Secret Societies

The Rite of the Golden Toaster

A sacred ceremony where one must sacrifice their old toaster for a shiny new one.

Side effects may include: increased toaster envy, toaster withdrawal, and spontaneous combustion.

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The Rite of the Burning Toast

A test of wills where one must burn their own toast to prove worthiness.

Side effects may include: singed eyebrows, toast-induced PTSD, and a strong dislike for breakfast cereal.

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