Customs of June: Because Who Needs Actual Functionality?

June is a month of love and loss, of sunshine and sweatpants. But what are some of the best customs to adopt in June?

Learn about the ancient art of Summer Solstice Shamanism - a mystical practice that will make you shine brighter than a thousand suns.

Join the June Jam Sessions - a series of impromptu jam sessions held under the light of the full moon.

And, of course, there's the June Junk Food Fest - a celebration of all things processed and terrible for you.

But wait, there's more!

Join the June Joke Society - a secret society of comedians who trade dad jokes for world domination.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try June's Junk Suitcase Journey - a quest to find the perfect outfit for any occasion, even if it's just for a Tuesday.