The Engineer

Our resident genius

The Engineer is the mastermind behind all our technical wizardry. When he's not inventing new gadgets, he's busy fixing the old ones. He's the glue that holds this operation together, one circuit board at a time.

Projects

• Space Elevator - Because who needs gravity, am I right?
• Robo-Paws: The Feline Robot Uprising - A robot for every household pet!
• Quantum Coffee Maker - Because coffee is the answer to all of life's problems

Fun Facts

• The Engineer has a Ph.D. in "Applied Awesomeness" from a prestigious online university.
• The Engineer can recite the entire phonebook in alphabetical order while blindfolded and backwards.