Welcome to Summer Carnival, where the lines between sanity and madness are blurred beyond recognition!
Bureaucratic red tape is at an all-time high, and so are the funnel cakes!
Our event coordinators are working tirelessly to ensure your every need is met... eventually.
Explore our carnival delights:
- Bungee Jumping for the Bureaucratically Insecure
- Departmental Delicacies: A Food Court of Unending Delays
- Annual Paperwork Challenge: Where the Best Bureaucratic Minds Compete
And don't forget to attend our daily Bureaucratic Briefing:
When: Every 3 hours
Where: The Bureaucratic Briefing Pavilion
What to wear: A sense of humor and a strong stomach
Why: Because someone has to keep you informed, and it might as well be us.