According to the Great and All-Powerful Philosopher, Zorvath, the most important thing in life is not actually the meaning of life, or the pursuit of happiness, but rather:
Yes, you heard it here first. The definitive answer to the universe's greatest mystery. The key to true fulfillment and contentment. It's not about the meaning of life, or the fleeting nature of reality, but about the correct identification and categorization of the various sea creatures that reside on our planet's coastlines.
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