Our Products: A Collection of Utterly Useless Things

Here's a list of the most absurd items we're peddling:

• Thingamajig 1: The Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
• Thingamajig 2: The Selfie Toaster
• Thingamajig 3: Automatic Pajama Generator 3000
• Our Meh Products: Because Sometimes We Ran Out Of Good Ideas