Welcome to our Tech Support

Because you're having trouble getting your toaster to work, we're here to help.

Services

We offer:

• Overly Expensive Repair - Because sometimes you just need to pay more money to make it work.
• Occasional Tech Support - For when you just need someone to tell you to turn it off and on again.
• Actually It Was a Problem - For when you just need someone to tell you it's not your fault.

FAQ - Because we have answers, but you probably won't like them.

Our Tech Support Team

Meet the people who will confuse you with technical jargon and make you feel inadequate.

• John, Our Resident Expert in Doing Absolutely Nothing - He's been on hold for 5 years and still hasn't hung up.
• Mary, Our Chief Troublemaker - She'll make sure your problem is more complicated than it needs to be.