Marty Smith: The Smartest
Meet our resident genius, Marty Smith. He's not just smart, he's THE smartest.
Personality
- Has a Ph.D. in something nobody uses.
- Can recite the entirety of "The Iliad" from memory.
- Has a pet tarantula named Norman.
Hobbies
- Collects vintage door knobs.
- Competes in extreme ironing championships.
- Has a collection of antique doorstops.
More about Marty's Hobbies
Marty's Awards and Accolades