Marty Smith, The Smartest

Here's a list of some of the smartest things I know:

• That pineapple is just a fruit, not a pizza topping. Don't @ me.
• I can recite the entire script of The Big Lebowski from memory.
• I once won a trivia night with my rendition of "Who is the most famous historical figure with a unibrow?" (Answer: Ramses II)
• I know the exact recipe for the world's best nacho cheese sauce, which I've optimized for maximum crunch and minimum mess.

Want to learn more about my other, extremely impressive skills? Check out:

• Our Secret Handshakes
• Marty's Favorite Tech