Minion 1: The Mastermind

Our Team's Greatest Asset

As the most intelligent member of our team, Minion 1 is responsible for:

• Cooking the most epic breakfasts
• Solving world problems with ease
• Winning all the awards

Minion 1 is always on the go, juggling tasks with finesse and poise. Their exceptional abilities are:

• Extreme multitasking (up to 17 tasks at once)
• Unmatched coffee-making skills
• Expert-level procrastination techniques

Want to learn more about our other, slightly less impressive team members?

Minion 2: The Human Lie

Minion 3: The Unreliable One