Philosophy with Alan

As the resident philosopher of this fine institution, I, Alan, have spent years pondering the meaning of life. Or, at least, the meaning of the meaning of life.

When not busy contemplating the intricacies of existence, I can be found sipping lattes and discussing the finer points of existential dread.

Read on for more of my mind-bending musings, including the paradox of the existential hamster! Or, for a taste of my more practical philosophy, check out my ' Guide to Not Caring About What People Think'.