Edward's Projects: Because Edward Said So

Project 1: The Inflatable Unicorn

Edward spent 47 hours building an inflatable unicorn that he claimed would "change everything." It didn't.

Learn more about the Inflatable Unicorn

Project 2: The Autonomous Pancake Toaster

Edward built a toaster that would make pancakes on its own, but it kept setting off the fire alarm.

Read about the Pancake Toaster's many malfunctions

Project 3: The Discreetly Obscuring Billboard

Edward built a billboard that was so tall that it blocked sunlight from entering the city's parks for 3 days straight.

See the park-goer's reviews of the Discreetly Obscuring Billboard

Projects are in no way affiliated with the actual Edward or any actual accomplishments.

This page is a satirical take on the "Our Team" section of a fictional company's website. The projects showcased are absurd and humorous, each with its own ridiculous description and link to more information. The tone is dry and clever, poking fun at the concept of corporate team pages.