Our fearless leader, Bob, has been running this operation since the dawn of time. He's got a reputation for being ruthless, cunning, and occasionally forgetful.
Bob's favorite color is plaid, and he's been known to wear a different plaid shirt every day of the week.
When he's not busy micromanaging our team, Bob enjoys playing the trombone and eating Cheetos.
You can find Bob in his office, which is located in the depths of the server room, surrounded by a moat of broken keyboards.
Want to get in touch with Bob? Try emailing him at contact_bob and see if he deigns to respond.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try visiting Bob's Bizarre Cabinet of Curiosities and see what kind of weirdness you can find.