The CEO of Utter Confusion Inc.

Rumor has it, our CEO is hiding in a hidden server room deep beneath the earth's core, surrounded by a moat of flaming lava.

Some say he's a genius, others claim he's a madman. One thing is certain, however, he's the only one who truly understands the meaning of the phrase "inaccessible".

Meet the team behind the mystery:

The elusive CEO