Aicia: The Money Wizard of the Modern Age

Aicia is our fearless, budget-bending CFO. She's got a magic wand and a spreadsheet, and she's not afraid to use them.

With her unparalleled mastery of Neo-Brutalist finance, Aicia has single-handedly turned our company into a goldmine. Okay, maybe not literally, but she's definitely turned us into a very rich mine.

When she's not busy counting our profits or making us all feel guilty for eating too many free bagels in the break room, Aicia enjoys:

Fortune telling with her pet chicken, Cluck Norris.

Extreme schmorgage biking through the concrete jungle.

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