Captain McMojo: Our CMO (Chief Marketing Officer)

Meet the Captain:

Our fearless leader, Captain McMojo, is a seasoned marketing veteran with 10+ years of experience in making you buy stuff.

Subpages:

Meet our CMO's Right-Hand Man, the CMO Marketing Strategies

Our Marketing Strategies:

We use a combination of:

Aggressive social media posting
Free giveaways
Underhanded bribery
Unrealistic expectations

Our Team:

We have a team of highly trained and highly motivated individuals who are ready to take the world by storm (or at least by marketing)

Bethany McSparkles, Marketing Coordinator
Timmy McSnazzy, Social Media Manager
Lizy McSass, Graphic Designer

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