CTO John's Desk

Chief Techno-Operative Officer

CTO John is in charge of making sure the company doesn't burn down to the ground in a blaze of flames. He's also in charge of making sure everyone else does their job, but let's be real, that's not his real job.

When not busy being a hero, CTO John enjoys long walks on the beach and sipping lattes made from the tears of his enemies.

CTO John's desk is a place of wonder, where the lines between genius and madness blur.

Read about CTO John's favorite hobby: Wet Socks